So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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