Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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