I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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