At least make sure they are 18
Why
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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