Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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