I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Operation Purity has been aborted
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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