dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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