that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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