How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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