I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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