38 yer olds are good kisserssss
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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