i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
birth control should be required to get into college
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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