normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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