Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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