? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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