Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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