1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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