We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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