My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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