Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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