1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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