Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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