She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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