Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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