She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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