Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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