Someone shit on the floor
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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