PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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