how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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