I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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