Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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