marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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