I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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