you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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