It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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