it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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