what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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