careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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