Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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