It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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