He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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