My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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