fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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