Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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