return my video game
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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