Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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