so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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