love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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