y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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