They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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