just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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