I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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