i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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