It's just like the Real World with babies
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
3pm strippers are depressing
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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